It's been above 30 degrees in Melbourne for over a week now. If you've been paying attention there have been an absence of the morbidly obese on the streets. As wombats free to their burrows in daytime, we fat fuckers find some climate control and stay there. When I was truly fat, sick, and broke I could still afford a kickass air conditioner.
Do some walking on a treadmill in a sauna, carrying a backload of bricks, wearing your winter clothes: get back to me how long you last.
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